Sex with objects

Does love to lap tops or sex with steam aggregate exists? In our crazy world everything is possible. Doctors already more than twenty years guess at reasons of strange “objectphile” sexual need.

November 9th, 1989 was the most horrible day in Eija-Riita Eklof-Mauer’s life. Maddened crowed in Berlin, having felt freedom, have beaten her “husband” with legs, stroked with hammer, but after has took pieces. “In view of that emotional affection, deep love and kind memories that have connected me with him, the only possibility to survive became supplanting this horror from memory forever”, - wrote Swede in her memories.

Not the least “blasphemous” murder took place on 11th September, 2001 in New York. Directly outside Berlin resident’s Sandy Klinsman “lovers” were put to death. Different stories and the same, tragic end…

In 1979 Eija-Riita Eklof has tied the knot with... Berlin Wall. Since then she officially has hyphenated name (Mauer – from Deutch “wall”). But Sandy Klinsman was ardently in love with New York Twin Towers. The deceased “lovers” were not a good company or skilled lovers, but however, women saw tough guys in them, sexual and desired…

“Craving for objects may be so strong, that in love sphere I feel exceptional craving for things, I cannot imagine love connection with a man” – says Sandy. In sexual attraction to objects girl is along. She for few years already belongs to German objectphilos and objectsexuals society.

Frankfurt Institute sexology professors Volkmar Sigusch see the explanation of these phenomena in that society more and more moves in side of asexuality: “More and more people fundamentally and openly manage without intimate and trusting relations with another person”.

“We live in such conditions when some things that were censured in the old days, seemed to be inaccessible or shameful, enter in free circulation, - notices the scientist. – Today we are talking about things that were assumed to be hidden before”.

Objectsexualists are often mixed up with fetishists, but they are completely different people. For example, a car for fetishist is an object through which it positions only himself. For objectsexual, on the contrary, the car is extremely desirable sexual partner, around whom all his sexual fantasies and emotions turn.

41 years old German Joachim has discovered his “original” orientation when he was a teenager. For many years now Joachim has dating with… steam engine. Once a week they make sex with it that gives real pleasure to Joachim. “To object-partner it is possible to intimately show and open that cannot be opened to any person” – considers Joachim.

Sometimes “lovers” look makes full valuable contacts problematic. However, objectsexuals find pragmatic exits from such situation. So, Sandy Klansman has ordered a model of Twin Towers for her in scale 1:1000. The copy’s front is made of the same materials that the destroyed original.

Student- psychologist Bill Rifke like all objectphiles loves his lover very much – notebook. “For me – my Macintosh is man. I live, so to speak, in homosexual partnership.” Strange homosexual disposition towards objects shares also 40 years old Cologne resident Doro B. Once during the work she has gazed at metal working machine and “at the first sight felt its female essence”.

Professor Sigusch is not given to consider such people sick or crazy. “Objectphiles don’t harm, violate other people and don’t injure morally,- he says and add: - Is it possible to say this about everybody?”

Not so long time ago the choice of sexual adaptations, except for a small number of vibrators, great number of special condoms, various penis attachment, was not too great in the market.
Today adult toy sellers offer hundred kinds of the most various sex toys - plastic, leather, silicone or jelly.

Nowadays sex shops provide us great numbers of vibrator types. For example - "Eggs of love", it’s an ellipsoidal mechanical Swedish stimulator, similarity of the “Beni-va” (ancient Chinese models). You put such egg in a vagina and pressed push button, after that they starts to vibrate, reduced you to a breathtaking orgasm. “Beni-va” is ivory ovals connected by a silk string.

The Chinese ladies inserted them inside the vagina and started to rock back and forth to take pleasure in original sensations from egg rolling. Today you can easily buy plastic “Beni-va”.

Also, there is a set of anal vibrator attachment versions. They are differing by the form and thickness - depending what sensations you wish to experience. Is even anal vibrator in the form of a finger which you insert into your anus, having sex with your partner, and push the start button.

For the men there are many kinds of mechanical vaginas (works on batteries), which provides quite realistically felt humidifying, owing to special tanks and tubes inside. The set of sex dolls is offered now.

As before, in sale are clitoral stimulators, nowadays they become more highly sensitive.
"Attachments" - soft latex rings, is put on of the partner penis is formed on it ledges which stimulating your clitoris during the coitus, conduct you to faster climax.

10 rules of clever mistress

1. It is impossible to make love on a full stomach, differently the man will be sluggish and sleepy, and blood will flow to a stomach, but not there where it is necessary.

2. What is better to eat and drink before sex?
- Oyster (by the way it’s favorite dish of Casanova).
- Milk shake with fresh fruit.
- Fried eggs.
- Sandwiches with caviar.
- Chocolate.
- Pine nut and any other nuts.
- Sour cream and fresh garden-stuff.
- Spicy, but not high-calorie dishes.
- Vegetable and fruit salads, and also fresh fruit and vegetables.
- Mulled wine (overdose causes drowsiness).
- Hock cup (overdose causes incoordination).
- Wine-glass of cognac.
- Glass of wine.
- Cup of cocoa, strong tea or coffee.

3. The clever mistress always knows the wish of the man. She guesses or feels the man want to.
Also a great idea will be sex toys using; it can considerable diversify your sex games and your sexual life.

4. It is necessary not to think, but to give the man that it wants. To fill him caress up, implement his caprice. But not be persuasive in relationship; for example, bother with calls, demanding his attention.

5. Still geishas knew the true means of "charm to excite love" – copying of gestures, words and mimicry’s of the man. Psychologists approve to attain the new friend favor, just imitated him.


6. It wouldn’t be a good idea to look man in eyes after the first common night with a question: "Darling, when you will come next time?”. It is very important to man to feel himself master.
Calling him at home or at work, you put him in embarrassing situation in face of colleagues. What for spoils yours relations from the beginning? So, a clever mistress will never dare to be meddlesome.

7. Many people consider that men do not love intelligent women.
Not intelligent, and those who excessively shows intellect, specifying the blanks in man knowledge. The clever woman never shows she is cleverer, does not emphasize her superiority.

8. The ability to make the house beautiful and cozy still harmed nobody. Any man is pleasant come the cleanness house in which well smells.

9. Following rule: never as long as your lives teach man how to live. Each of us hate moral since the childhood, and many do not love they parents for morals.

10. The art to forgive - is also the art do not remind of old mistakes. To forgive - means to forget... or to pretend, that has forgotten.