Wednesday 22 October 2008

Mom, how about fondling my Willie?

I have a little boy. His name is Oliver and he's 3 years old. For some time past I've noticed that Oliver likes to pamper and canoodle his penis.

Well, it's truly weird and funny at the same time. My first reactions were some smiles printed on face. But this behavior didn't stop and that was not a joke.

Every time I saw Oliver taking his manhood in his playful palm and toying with it I went through the roof. It was a kind of masturbating technique. One day he did it in front of our guests and his grandparents.

Well, the gesture was not so pleasant and inviting. Finally, I decided to visit a doctor.
When being asked about my son's personal hygiene I've told the specialist that I regularly and meticulously wash his penis. Twice per day.

“That's the reason!”, I was truly surprised. As simple as ABC! Me, I've showed my son how to get pleasure by gently titillating his penis. And my lovely Oliver, decided to enhance his pleasure by lodging his hand in trousers day by day.

My beloved child has realized how enjoyable this activity is and started to do it by himself. Our interdictions make him feel guilty about doing that. So, that's the typical essence of masturbation: pleasure, guilt, pleasure combined with guilt. Truly interesting!

So, dear Moms! Don't fondle your babies' genitals too much! They may become dependent on masturbation!

Monday 6 October 2008

Wanna play handball in my butt?!

Handballing a.k.a fisting is a great sexual behavior. It implies the gradual insertion of one's hand in the anus. The entire hand, worthy to mention!

In fact, the term fisting can be misleading. Thus you don't make a fist and introduce it in one's tight ass. You can position your hand and fingers as you want.

Fisting is a welcome activity for those who love the feeling of fullness in their puckered opening and like to use large sex toys.

Fisting implies patience, prowess and experience. It shouldn't be tried out until both partners don't acquire good skills in anal sex. If performed properly and safely, handballing is an enjoyable hobby for lovers.

Before reaching for the pleasure by titillating an inviting backdoor, make sure the nails are short to avoid injuries. Use lubricant to make penetration painless. Stop if your partner doesn't like to continue and respect yourself!