Wednesday, 22 October 2008

Mom, how about fondling my Willie?

I have a little boy. His name is Oliver and he's 3 years old. For some time past I've noticed that Oliver likes to pamper and canoodle his penis.

Well, it's truly weird and funny at the same time. My first reactions were some smiles printed on face. But this behavior didn't stop and that was not a joke.

Every time I saw Oliver taking his manhood in his playful palm and toying with it I went through the roof. It was a kind of masturbating technique. One day he did it in front of our guests and his grandparents.

Well, the gesture was not so pleasant and inviting. Finally, I decided to visit a doctor.
When being asked about my son's personal hygiene I've told the specialist that I regularly and meticulously wash his penis. Twice per day.

“That's the reason!”, I was truly surprised. As simple as ABC! Me, I've showed my son how to get pleasure by gently titillating his penis. And my lovely Oliver, decided to enhance his pleasure by lodging his hand in trousers day by day.

My beloved child has realized how enjoyable this activity is and started to do it by himself. Our interdictions make him feel guilty about doing that. So, that's the typical essence of masturbation: pleasure, guilt, pleasure combined with guilt. Truly interesting!

So, dear Moms! Don't fondle your babies' genitals too much! They may become dependent on masturbation!

Monday, 6 October 2008

Wanna play handball in my butt?!

Handballing a.k.a fisting is a great sexual behavior. It implies the gradual insertion of one's hand in the anus. The entire hand, worthy to mention!

In fact, the term fisting can be misleading. Thus you don't make a fist and introduce it in one's tight ass. You can position your hand and fingers as you want.

Fisting is a welcome activity for those who love the feeling of fullness in their puckered opening and like to use large sex toys.

Fisting implies patience, prowess and experience. It shouldn't be tried out until both partners don't acquire good skills in anal sex. If performed properly and safely, handballing is an enjoyable hobby for lovers.

Before reaching for the pleasure by titillating an inviting backdoor, make sure the nails are short to avoid injuries. Use lubricant to make penetration painless. Stop if your partner doesn't like to continue and respect yourself!

Friday, 12 September 2008

A pink floating creature that loves diving between your legs

While wallowing in a bubbly bath you can use a great deal of diverse accessories that will add spice and bliss to your relaxing session.

Salts from Dead Sea, scented essential oils, flavored soaps with slices of kiwi, some strawberries with whipped cream and a glass of Baileys Irish Cream with two cubes of ice...

But besides all these you are invited to try out many other accessories for canoodling your body and mind. There is a more pleasurable device for scratching your back... There is a more suitable loofah for titillation...

And there is a kinkier toy for you to play in the water... Like that time when you were a little baby... A fancy yellow creature that floats and dives in your tub — Bingo! - The rubber duck!

I Rub My Duckie (Paris) is a splendid sex toy dedicated to adults only. The discreet massager impresses with its powerful yet quite motor which delivers great sensations while teasing your hot zones.

It's powered by 2 AA batteries and comes adorned with a removable feather boa and Swarovski crystal on beak for extra finery. The bright device is fully waterproof.

Just look at its sexy eyes. They are so seductive and playful! Aimed to wow with a glance! And its magenta colored beak! It seems that the Duck is eager to seduce and impress! It truly allures!

What now? All it stands between hours of amusement in the company of such a curvaceous sex toy and you is just a phone call or a click on SEARCH button. It's as clear as eggs is eggs, it makes sense. Google for discount sex toys and find a watery baby bird at more competitive prices!

Tuesday, 26 August 2008

Sex secrets of Europeans are revealed

Sex secrets of Europeans are revealed British sociologists conducted a poll among Europeans about peculiarities of their sex life. There were named the most striking characteristic features of their sexual life. 

According to the results of the poll Swedish people are at the top of sex-lovers list. The most active Italians prefer to make home sex video. Germans grow fond of sex toys. 

The German people like to have sex as long as possible, 69% of respondents confessed that their sexual intercourse lasted more than two hours. 

Nonstandard sex and various sexual perversions are prerogatives of the British people. The most interesting sexual peculiarity of the Frenchmen is the fact that they are ready to have sex practically at any moment.

Monday, 11 August 2008

Real sex with realistic vagina.

While masturbating man dreams about things he is afraid to ask for. Dreaming about inaccessible woman, for instance, about an actress, man feels exciting.

Relieving stress in such a way, man gets rid of stress and it does not matter whether he is single or has a girlfriend, masturbation is the way to be alone with pleasure. It is very useful, because in such moments, man learns to control his body, therefore he will be able to give pleasure to his woman.

Realistic vagina is a great helper in achievement of the top pleasure during male masturbation. Using this type of sex toy for men, every man can understand what his body wants.

You should not be hurry buying realistic vagina and anus. Pay attention to the material it is made of. Usually realistic vagina is made of latex or Cyberskin. It looks like a real woman's privates. It also has internal nubs for extra stimulation.

You can also purchase sex kit, which includes realistic vagina, lubricant and vibrating egg. The realistic material of this soft vagina feels like real woman man can't help the feeling of sex with real woman.