Spermatozoons Turn Somersaults – Absurdities of the 21st century!

Misinformation in a society which strikes by an unlimited access to information still doesn't cease to wonder me. And however...

There are lots of women among us who picture the spermatozoon as a kind of god gifted with supernaturalism and transcendent power. Spermatazoons endowed with GPS, smart heads, vibrating tails and an incredible ability to make virgins get pregnant - Voila!

They are capable to turn head over heels, cut somersaults and have elaborate springboards. They discreetly hide in toilets, on the edge of the tub and even in a soft, warm cotton towel. They lie doggo. But once they get in touch with a woman's genitals they turn three somersaults in the air, give a shriek, a kind of “Over the top!” and fertilize the poor ovule who's over seven seas and mountains...

That's the story ...
“Hi, I need an advice, an opinion, a suggestion. I am 17. Virgin. And very confused. My period has come a week later than usual. Actually, my menstrual cycle is not regular, but anyway I didn't expect such a delay. Can I get pregnant if a drop of liquid has spotted my genitals? I've flushed the toilet. However, what if a man's urine contains spermatozoons? I am very agitated. I've found a great deal of suppositions.

For instance they say that spermatozoons do not survive in liquid environment. The urine is very acidic and these beings hardly survive over there or water contains chloride which kills spermatozoons, too. I am so anxious! My friends told me to chill out. What do you say? Is my imagination too rich? Or maybe I need better reasons to doubt?!”

Gee! I've heard myriads of such stupid females' fears... A bundle of funny and truly amusing tales... But that's so absurdly, dear ladies!

It's the 21st century, womankind! It's impossible and inexcusable for you to come with such weird questions and fears!

Yes! A sex session, be it safe or unprotected could make you become a mom. But once the coitus doesn't take place - Ciao babies, diapers and milky breasts! You've lost your first chance of getting pregnant!

Moreover, remember! The spermatozoons' life span is around a few weeks if housed in a man's testicles. Inside a woman's tight opening they don't live longer than 2 days. While out of these areas of coverings - they don't survive! They simply do not exist! No, no, no!

Conclusion: there are no spermatozoons with special appliances and pregnancy occurs exclusively after an unprotected sexual contact!

Sex toys for men

Vibrators are popular not only among women; men also have their special vibrating friends. Even female vibrator can give sexual pleasure to men, and you both will use your sex toy.

Man will never stop worry about his competitive abilities in comparison with her buzzing little friend, that’s why you, guys, should learn how to get real pleasure with vibrator. Also, it will be great if you will know how to use special sex toys for men.

Artificial vagina may become a good assistant for man. Some vaginas represent simple holes from soft bendable materials, others repeat the shape of female genitals very realistically.

By the way, exclusive sex toys of such type are made of porn stars moulds. Some artificial vaginas have pumps and vibrating mechanism to enhance pleasurable sensations.

Ripe women and baby men

Virtually, not all men are ready to take on responsibilities for making their women happy and satisfied. But almost all women are rushing into dating those men who would eagerly and undoubtedly state:” Would you marry me? Be mine forever!”.

If you are over 30, while your boyfriend is younger, congratulations! Assuredly you haven't found yet a neighbor, sister, mother or girl friend who didn't say the following:

“Oh, common! You are crazy and you need medicines!”
“Your biological clock has rung so, you need a baby, honey!”
“Gee, you are a masochist! You are looking for the disappointment with the microscope!”
“Hmm, don't you think you are already antique?”.

The list may continue... But, don't fret anymore! Just have a glance over stars' yard. You will find out some reliable examples that will open up your eyes and make you feel more comfortable with your current relationship.

Just start breaking the so rooted prejudice and get ready to welcome some beautiful couples with ripe ladies and “innocent” males. Ladies and gentlemen, let's herald Susan Sarandon and her lover Tim Robbins (12 years younger) How about Vivienne Westwood? She got married in 1992 with Andreas Kronthaler. Her cavalier is 25 years younger than the famous fashion designer.

An abyss of 9 years overreaches between Julianne Moore and Bart Freundlich. Don't forget about Demi Moore and her handsome Ashton Kutcher with the age difference of 15 years and Madonna with Guy Ritchie (10 years younger).

Incentives for a spicier yum-yum

I am a kind of man who likes romanticism, uplifting sensations, novelties and amusing intimate moments. I am like a woman when it comes to love - affectionate, delicate and very inventive.

And as I like unpredictability I regularly surprise my girlfriend with something kinky. I could say that I am dependent on her: “Wow! You're so ingenious!”

This simple sentence is a great incentive for me that bring an oasis of pleasure and self-satisfaction for a week ahead. Moreover, that makes my partner happy while our relationship becomes more vivid and durable in no time.

Generally people need mystery, fun and new sensations. They are “meant” to get bored and this is the reason why sometimes couples should zero in on ways to reinvigorate their sex life.

If speaking about me, I don't like unemotional encounters and every time I spend time with my girlfriend I try to come with original ideas, exceptional initiatives and titbit.

Last week I cooked for her a penis-shaped pie. It was truly delicious and tasty. The penis' head was adorned with a layer of whipped cream for extra finery. I fed her using my fingers and mouth. Quite an amusing sexual game. And so sweet!

Yesterday I've showed her my artistic skills. I've purchased edible body paints from the closest sex toys store and a delectable brush. I asked her to lay nude and blindfolded her. I used my playful tongue and brush to beautifully paint and then lick her body, focusing on her tender erogenous zones. The moment was truly exciting for both of us.

Such incentives are welcome within any relationship and it's a pity that most men aren't eager to please their women by resorting to such delicate manners. Moreover, the fact that many men consider that women should cede first, come with new ideas, apologize or stay obedient, etc by far is not so modish.

Think over, guys and make your women feel like princesses! They deserve that!

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